reblogging here for that tag. always be wary of people who don’t respect your space. always.
DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
|BFF:||Grandmother I need to talk to you|
|Grandma:||[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?|
|BFF:||No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.|
|BFF:||I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.|
|Grandma:||[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.|